Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!
What do you get when you cross a duck with a fire cracker?
A fire quacker!
I tried to catch the fog yesterday.
I mist.
What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?
A barbie que!!!!
What did the printer say to the Sister printer?
I want a Brother!
What is the most famous type of deer?
No idea! (No Eye Deer)
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