A prisoner was escaping. He dug a hole into a playground and leaped out of the hole, yelling,
“I’m free! I have just become free!” A small girl looked at him and replied,
“So what, I’m four!”
How did the computer criminal get out of jail?
He pressed the escape key!!!
What snake does a math teacher like?
A pie-thon!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
They spend years at C! (Sea!)
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
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