Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
What did the baker say to the thief?
Take the dough, I don’t knead it!
What did the glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?
Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.
What did the alien say to the author?
Take me to your readers!
How do you confuse a fool?
Take him to a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
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