What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Stuck!
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower – Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Jed says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Jed?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Jed replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”
Well, not exactly”, Jed says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.”
She said, “No, I’m not a widow!”
And I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they are suckers!
What is tall, and has to do with cars and jam?
A Giraffic jam!
Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?
He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!
What has letters and teeth?
The Mouthabet!
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