What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
Have you heard the butter joke?
Don’t spread it!
Why did the traveler not want his pocket watch anymore?
Because it was full of ticks.
Why did the skeleton fail the test?
His heart wasn’t in it!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar!
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