How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
What time is good to go to the beach?
Sun day!
Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (Get it, Energy)!
Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:
“A U, get outta this bar!”
Why do some cities have the same stores?
It’s a mall world, after all!
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