What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?
Spam them back!
Why did the hen cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?
No! It’s called high blood pressure!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What type of tree can grow fingers?
A palm tree!
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