4 cats are on a boat. 1 jumps off. How many are left?
None; they were all copycats!
We get chicken pox. What do chickens get?
People pox!
Why can’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Too many ears are listening!
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!!!
What pet does a miner have?
A Goldfish
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
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