Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!!!
What pet does a miner have?
A Goldfish
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
What did the sea say to the river?
Nothing it just waved
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A rattlesnake!
What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!
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