How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What is the most polite building in the world?
The leaning tower of Please-a!
What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing!
What’s black and white with red all over?
A zombie’s newspaper!
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
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