What did the sardines call the submarine?
A can of people!
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.
He gave his awl!
What dog has horns?????
A BULLDOG!
Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
A Panda!
Why did the sheep go to the movies?
To get some snaaahcks!
Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?
Because he thought he was a baseball BAT!
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