Why did the cook get arrested?
Because it got caught beating an egg!
What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?
Bacon cookies!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don’t-think-he-saurus!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!
Where did the Greek goddess have to go?
To a Hera appointment!
Once there was a bus of women going to a mall then they got in a terrible crash and died. When they got into heaven they were granted one wish the first woman asked to be pretty the second woman overheard her wish and wished for that too. Soon all the people were wishing to be pretty the last woman was very impatient but then got a brilliant idea after about 34 women it was her turn she started to crack up she laughed so hard the man granting her wish told her to give him her wish NOW! The woman still had a hard chuckle but she said her wish……
“Make ’em all ugly again!”
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