Why did the alien get a ticket?
Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!
What do you call a dog in the sun?
A hot dog!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
Why did the man put his radio in the fridge?
To hear cool music!
It’s the beginning of start and space,
But never the end of finish
It happens twice in sensation
Once in sing and song
What am I?
The letter S!!!!!!!
If the king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
The Lone Ranger!
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