What do you never want to use, have to use, but those using it are never aware they’re using it?
A coffin!
How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?
There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?
Nothing.
What did one penny say to the other penny?
Let’s get together and make some cents.
What is a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
WHAT DID THE KID SAY TO HIS MATH?
GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS!
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