Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
What does a boxer drink?
Punch!
What do you call an eight-legged cat?
An octopus.
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
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