Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
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