How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
I saw a help wanted sign and…
I ran in and said what’s wrong?
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake!
What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?
Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
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