Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?
Clogs!
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedoes!
A father and his son were travelling and they had an accident. The father died and the son was unconscious. An ambulance arrived at the scene and rushed the boy to the hospital while another was taking the father to a cemetery. When the boy got to the hospital the doctor assigned said he couldn’t be treated because he was the doctor’s son. Who is the doctor?
His mother.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!
Why did Justin chew wood?
Because he’s Justin Beaver!
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