I need a new butt.
I have a crack in mine!
What travels all around the world but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp!
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
“I never sausage a place!”
Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
What does a boxer drink?
Punch!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 322
- 323
- 324
- 325
- 326
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
