What do you call an eight-legged cat?
An octopus.
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
You like that show too!?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What’s a rock’s favorite song?
We will, we will, ROCK you!
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