What goes up and down the stairs but doesn’t move?
The carpet!
Why do people put a step ladder in the bathroom near the window?
For the smell to get out of the window step by step!
If you were trapped in a cement box….. and you only had a bat and a ball how would you get out?
1,2,3 strikes your out!
What did the penny say to the man?
You have no cents!
Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?
Clogs!
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