What do you sing while bathing you dog?
Working at the dog wash!
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?
Spam them back!
Why did the hen cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?
No! It’s called high blood pressure!
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