What do call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
What do mermaids wear to math class?
Alge-bra!
What did the person at the front of the queue for dinner say to the person at the back of the queue for dinner?
“If you want the mustard, you’ve got to ketchup!”
Why was the policeman in bed?
He was an under cover cop!
Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
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