Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken!!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why did the worm cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!
Why was the detective at the beach?
There was a crime wave!
Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?
Student: Very big hands!
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