Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRRR!”
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: It’s nacho cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So she could prove to the racoons that it’s possible!
THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A THIEF WITH ONE EYE.
WHY DON’T THEY USE BOTH?
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