Why did 5 stay near 6?
Because 7 ate 9
Why wouldn’t the lobster share his shell?
Because he was to shellfish!
How did the gorilla know he was sick?
He had a belly ape!
Why did the tissue roll down the toilet?
To get to the bottom!
Which is the oldest animal?
The zebra; it’s in black and white.
What did the carpet say to the floor?
I’m mat about you!
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