When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
Jellyfish.
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
How does a sheep get clean?
With a baa-th!
What is a basketball’s favorite food?
Dunkin’ doughnuts!
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