Why did the shark feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
Chicken Mc-Rib-bits
4 cats are on a boat. 1 jumps off. How many are left?
None; they were all copycats!
We get chicken pox. What do chickens get?
People pox!
Why can’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Too many ears are listening!
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!!!
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