Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a train with a cold?
An Achoo choo train!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
“I’m going bananas!” …
That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.
Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
What did the cow say to the moving man?
I’m mooooooooooooooving on!
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