What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
When your a mouse!
What did the alien say when he landed on earth?
This doesn’t look anything like Mars!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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