Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
What happened when two peanuts were walking a tough neighborhood?
One was a-salted (assaulted)!
If Teddy Roosevelt was alive today what would be the most amazing about him?
His age!
What did the water do on the computer?
It wanted to go to a wet site!
What do lawyers wear to court?
A law suit!
What’s usually red and wears boxing gloves?
Fruit punch!
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