What kind of song can you sing in a car?
A cartoon!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
What do you call a woman whose mind wanders a lot?
Wander Woman (Wonder Woman)!
How does a skeleton talk to his friends?
He uses a telebone!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!
James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…
Dan: Oh…
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