Jokes By Kids

From Carlo, age 12, Purchase, New York

What is 5 Q plus 5 Q?

10 Q? your welcome

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From Tripp, 3 years old, Ardmore, Oklahoma

Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they didn’t have any chairs!

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From Kels, age 9, Fishkill Ny

Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?

Waiter:The backstroke

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From Emma, age 9, Melbourne, Australia

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because she had such a bright class!

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From Lilly, 10 years old, U.S.A

What kind of bug likes butter?

A butterfly!

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From Mbee, age 10, Utah U.S.A

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can’t tuna fish!

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