Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
They spend years at C! (Sea!)
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Stuck!
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower – Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Jed says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Jed?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Jed replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”
Well, not exactly”, Jed says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow’.”
She said, “No, I’m not a widow!”
And I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?
He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!
What has letters and teeth?
The Mouthabet!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 334
- 335
- 336
- 337
- 338
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
