Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?
It might crack!
What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A panda with a sun burn!
Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳
Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!
What do you call a warm dachshund?
a hot dog!
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