Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
What do dogs put on their pizza?
Mutt-zerella cheese!
Why couldn’t the alien kitty drink her milk?
Because it was in a flying saucer!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
Why can’t you say 288 in public?
Its two gross!
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