What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a diaper rash!!
Why did the computer wear glasses?
Because it had to improve it’s web sight!
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
E, because it’s always in bed!
What did the salad say to the tomato?
Don’t look; I’m dressing!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Beacause he was a fungi!
ANNE: What happened?
ALYSSA: I broke my leg.
ANNE: How did you break your leg?
ALYSSA: Do you see those stairs over there?
ANNE: Yeah, why?
ALYSSA: Well, I didn’t!
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