What did the bee say when he went into the hive?
Gee, it’s swarm in here!
Why did the sun do so well in school?
He was a bright student!
What do they call an alligator wearing a vest?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
What do dogs put on their pizza?
Mutt-zerella cheese!
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