What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
What did the Chili Pepper say when he knocked on the door?
It’s chilly out here!!
What goes up and down the stairs but doesn’t move?
The carpet!
Why do people put a step ladder in the bathroom near the window?
For the smell to get out of the window step by step!
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