How do you make seven an even number?
Take the ‘s’ out!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter! (center)
What did the volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?
He would make a sandwich and eat it!
If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the restroom?
European!
If you are an American before you enter the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!
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