Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Beacause he was a fungi!
ANNE: What happened?
ALYSSA: I broke my leg.
ANNE: How did you break your leg?
ALYSSA: Do you see those stairs over there?
ANNE: Yeah, why?
ALYSSA: Well, I didn’t!
What did the judge of a dog show say?
That’s a weiner!
What did one hay bale say to the other hay bale?
Hey, bale!
How do you abbreviate Arkansas?
Just start spelling it, then stop!
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
Flipper coin!
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