Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ATE 9!
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A plumber!
Why was the food afraid of the computer?
Because it might take a byte!
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits his own sweaters!
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