What do you call a reindeer with no eye?
I’ve no eye, deer.
When do you start at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
Why was the student’s report card all wet?
His grades were all below C!
How do you make seven an even number?
Take the ‘s’ out!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter! (center)
What did the volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
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