Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Why did the fish go to the library?
To find some bookworms!
A mother named he children,Dominik,Reymond,Mina,Fallond,Soladad,Lanie,what did she name the next child?Tina,Marie,or Jessica?
Tina!She follows the scale!Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti!
Where is the biggest pen?
PEN-sylvania!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?
A: A hencyclopedia!
What time is it when a T-rex steps on your watch?
Time to get a new watch!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 341
- 342
- 343
- 344
- 345
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
