Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the “koala-fications”.
There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
“I’m decomposing.”
Why is a mother who lost her child like a hunter?
Both want their dear(deer)!
Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?
A sandwitch!!
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