What happens when a cat walks across the desert?
It gets “Sandy Claws”.
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator?
Don’t look I’m dressing!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind. It stinks!
What’s the difference between cut beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
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