What did the snail say after winning the race?
Snailed it!
What does a sheep do when it’s got no cell phone signal?
Uses the lamb-line!
What does a sick dog say?
Barf, Barf!
Why are the 49ers named the 49ers?
Because they didn’t make the
50 yard line!
50 yard line!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane.
Teacher: You still have to hand it in…
Student: The plane got Hijacked!
What does a train say when it’s hungry?
Chew, chew!
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