TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
When your a mouse!
What did the alien say when he landed on earth?
This doesn’t look anything like Mars!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
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