What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey!
Three people named Bob, Rob and Billy live in an apartment on the 33rd floor. Bob tells happy stories for the first 11 stories. The next 11 stories Rob tells scary stories and the rest of the stories Billy will tell sad stories. Guess what Billy says when it gets to be his turn?
You know what’s sad? I forgot the keys!
What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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