What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing!
What’s black and white with red all over?
A zombie’s newspaper!
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Where do the players get their Gatorade?
The Pitcher.
Why did the cook get arrested?
Because it got caught beating an egg!
What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?
Bacon cookies!
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