Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs!
Mr.De Witt: Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup ?
Waiter:The backstroke
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had such a bright class!
What kind of bug likes butter?
A butterfly!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?
It might crack!
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