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From Adrianna Long, 10 years old, America

Three people named Bob, Rob and Billy live in an apartment on the 33rd floor. Bob tells happy stories for the first 11 stories. The next 11 stories Rob tells scary stories and the rest of the stories Billy will tell sad stories. Guess what Billy says when it gets to be his turn?

You know what’s sad? I forgot the keys!
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Filed Under: People

From JJ Jeist, a grownup, Belen, New Mexico

What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?

Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
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Filed Under: Science

From Gem, a reader, Brixham, Devon

What is yellow and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard!
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Filed Under: Food, Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Ricky, age 16, Victoria, Australia

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?

No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
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Filed Under: Food

From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!
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Filed Under: Math, What Did?

From 32s, 3 years old, Cat Land

What’s a cat’s favorite show?

CLAW and order!
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Filed Under: Cat

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